Blankets could be used to stop exponential population growth. If we kept the people warm, maybe they wouldn’t try to heat themselves up through continual fornication. 


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“I’m not a good liar, and that makes me a good liar, because liars are bad, and …”

“I don’t like writers whose writing is so obvious that I can predict what he’ll …”

“A brick could be used to illustrate your innocence. I can help you with that, b…”