Borrowing from Pythagoras, I’ve worked out the equation to a love triangle: A2 + B2 = C other people.

“When love dissipates, it’s like dancing with daisies at midnight, and you don’t…”

“I have the heart of a lion, and the circulatory system of a lamb.”

“I gathered all my eggs in one basket, because I believe in collectivism, and I …”

“I won't discuss non-discussable things with her, like the sound of silence or t…”