Boys will be boys. Well, some boys will be girls.

“In middle school I used to draw letters of the alphabet out of contorted torsos…”

“I saw a mummy in a movie once, and I’ve got to say I love George Harrison’s sty…”

“Johnny Kickstand bullied me in middle school. Today, Kickstand stands 4’7” tall…”

“A blanket could be used as one square on a giant checkerboard.
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