BRET
She looked like a Parisian river..
JEMAINE
What, dirty?
BRET
She looked like a chocolate eclair..
JEMAINE
That's rare.
BRET
Her eyes were reflections of eyes..
JEMAINE
Ohh, nice.
BRET
And the rainbows danced in her hair..
JEMAINE
Oh yea.
BRET
She reminded me of a winter's morning..
JEMAINE
What, frigid?
BRET
Her perfume was Eau De Toilette..
JEMAINE
What's that mean?
BRET
She was comparable to Cleopatra..
JEMAINE
Quite old?
BRET
She was like Shakespeare's Juliet..
JEMAINE
What? 13?
Autore: Bret McKenzie