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“Based solely on the mustache, who would you rather be: Mark Twain, Rollie Finge…”

“I keep my love in the fridge, next to my meat, because you simply can’t beat it.”

“Keep your eyes open, especially if you’re wearing a blindfold while driving. Cl…”

“If I had to believe, I would. But I don’t, and I do.”