Bricks could be used to build stronger relationships. But so could bribes.

“Cats are like mushrooms, only you'll rarely ever hear me scream, "Get off my pi…”

“I want to screw a license plate into your ass. It’ll say HNK F HRNY
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“As a writer, I need more exposure. I think I’ll take off my pants. Would you mi…”

“We had a blast at my magical birthday party. There were midgets, fairies, glass…”