Bubba there zombies.....and there trying to eat me!"
-Nick Gautier

“Contrary to what you think, not all preternatural beings hang out at the local …”

“I should have thought of this years ago.But that was the problem with being san…”

“I swear if that’s a pair of demon horns digging into my belly and stabbing me r…”

“Fury wagged his tail and smiled wickedly, then tried to look up Bride’s dress. …”