By day I’m a dishwasher in a suit. By night I’m a dishwasher in pajamas.

“Who wants to be the unsung heroes of my voiceless choir quartet? We’re the Hele…”

“The worst part about working in a hotel is when I’m tired, I know I can’t sampl…”

“I also should have come up with a product description.”

“If love came in a cardboard tube, I’d probably send it priority mail. But I’d m…”