Call me Clyde. Call me Dale. Call me a Clydesdale.

“I am the world’s greatest American. I narrowly beat out all of China for the ti…”

“I’ll bet Ryan Lilly drinks coffee like a flower—a lily. I drink coffee more lik…”

“I’d never own a Hooters, because while I may be the face of the franchise, peop…”

“A brick could be used to help the needy. Giving a brick as a gift is a symbol s…”