Can America get back to a point where politicians are honest? Not unless that point is the tip of a sword.

“My philosophy on life: On a burrito, the cheese goes underneath the sour cream.…”

“She’s the kind of woman I could see myself spending the rest of my life with—af…”

“I can’t remember the last time I had fun. Wait, yes I can. It was 1989, and I w…”

“I made art out of all the phone numbers on napkins I’ve had over the years. So …”