Can I park my horse in the handicapped parking space? It is gimpy and sort of crippled.

“I shaved my mustache off the asphalt, like a tire’s skid mark, looped it around…”

“A brick could be used for job security, like an employment paperweight. Hey, in…”

“I don’t run errands. Usually I jog.”

“Brown ties are barely even good enough to wipe my ass with.”