Can you tell by where my eyes are looking what I’m thinking? Hint: I’m staring directly at your vagina.

“A brick could be used to motivate. Just hold it up as an example of something t…”

“She sucked my finger, and I licked the sleepy seeds out of the corner of her ey…”

“Today I found yet more evidence that I’m a lunatic. The proof came in a package…”

“He won’t be as funny as a mountain—he’ll be hill-arious. He is my clone, and I …”