Catholic, Episcopalian, I won’t have sects with you.

“A brick could be used as a measurement of time. Yes, just think how stylish you…”

“Sometimes I feel like this. Sometimes I feel like that. I wish I could be more …”

“I have two masters: laziness and ambition. Laziness is muscular, and ambition i…”

“One thing I often get carried away with is piggyback rides.”