Cats are bundles of cute, wrapped in fur and purrs.

“Would a suit of armor make women feel as invincible as a sexy pair of shoes?”

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“When I didn’t know him I punched him in the face. The best part about him is hi…”

“Too many people talk about the weather, and not enough people talk about agricu…”