Cats are like mushrooms, only you'll rarely ever hear me scream, "Get off my pizza!" to a pack of mushrooms.

“I love the smell of cleanliness. That’s what the inside of my nostrils smell li…”

“I want to write a book called, “Son, I’m dying,” where I visualize the day my e…”

“Factor in the fact that factories should only hire people they make themselves,…”

“My mom and dad died, but in their place I got a house of fog that’s easy to hid…”