Cats are like walking brooms you can actually comfortably cuddle with.

“Black holes are darker than magic markers, but not as black as my mood.”

“I’m all out of beer like I’m all out of love. But I don’t drink beer, so who ca…”

“Call me Red Thunder. My partner, Silent Lightning, is invisible, but noisy.”

“I have bumper stickers for my website all over this city. Some are even on bump…”