Cats like to cuddle more than any other living creature, including zombies, which are only half dead.

“When I get angry I tend to raise my voice—with a forklift. Hang on to my handle…”

“A banker is a man who will lend you the short sleeve shirt off his back and dem…”

“When I get to heaven, and I see a being of light, I’m going to ask him if he’s …”

“A lie makes up 3/4ths of life.”