Chairs have legs. Four of them, like my father. Meow.

“If you date a hermaphrodite, does that make you bisexual?”

“I have pride in my name, because I have pride in myself. I do not represent my …”

“In bed, I could climb in, if you ever rest. Then I could mount you like Everest.”

“There’s truth in only having a bicycle seat. I used to skip class and just hold…”