Charity can be a good thing. But the only cause I’ll support is because. Don’t ask me why.

“My brother was a great swimmer. He was as fast as a shark. Well, almost. It bea…”

“They say a sneeze is 1/10th of an orgasm. And you can’t fake a sneeze. Maybe th…”

“The only way I’ll play beer pong is if the room was a sterile room, the table w…”

“Don’t try to hog loneliness and keep it all to yourself. Share it with a specia…”