Chilli dawgs always bark at night.

“There's nothing inherently dirty about sex, but if you try real hard and use yo…”

“Life is like a dogsled race. If you ain't the lead dog, the scenery never chang…”

“When my love comes back from the ladies' room, will I be too old to care?”

“On a New York subway you get fined for spitting, but you can throw up for nothi…”