College: getting in or not getting in.
Trouble: getting in or not getting in.
School: getting A's or getting D's. Career: having or not having. House: big or small, owning or renting. Money: having or not having. It's all boring.

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“I could try to pretend that I didn't care anymore, but it could never be true a…”

“3 whole Catfish, Wrapped separatelyVeet (It’s for Shaving your legs Only you do…”

“But we can't know better until knowing better is useless.”