Columbus was born around 1492. I say around because before that the world was flat. My stomach also used to be flat, but now it looks like a globe is about to be born.

“My fingers itch, and the more I scratch the more it tickles. Tickle, itch, tick…”

“Opportunity seldom rises with blood pressure.”

“When he introduced himself as Dewey, I said, “It’s an honor to meet you Mr. Dec…”

“I think the best time to launch an assault on a city would be not only in the m…”