Come, midget, and use my pillow as a sleeping bag.

“I heard a song I hate and I thought of her. Ah, such is love.”

“If I had an orange penis, and an erection, I might take offense at carrot eater…”

“I made myself an “I Love Jennifer” jacket out of my old “I Love Jenn” jacket. T…”

“I used to think I knew what love was, but here recently it has been revealed to…”