Comedy is the blues for people who can’t sing.

“Women need food, water, and complimentsThat's right.And an occasional pair of s…”

“You don’t need no gun control, you know what you need? We need some bullet cont…”

“I used to work at McDonald's making minimum wage. You know what that means when…”

“Only dumb people try to impress smart people. Smart people just do what they do.”