Commandment #1: Believe in yourself. Commandment #2: Get over yourself.

“The crowd watched. 'Sir?' said the cop. 'Can you please answer the crazy woman …”

“And all that 'don't want to lose you' is utter bullshit. But just in case it's …”

“Maybe love isn't just a bouquet of roses once in a whole. Maybe it's just stick…”

“If you don't want to have a baby, that's fine. And if you want sex on the kitch…”