Commandment #1: Believe in yourself. Commandment #2: Get over yourself.

“I'm at a bar with a woman! So there, you disgusting whore! And I'm going to tak…”

“Cordelia, " he said quietly, his smile fading. "I seem to be in love you.”

“God grant me the courage to date the men who aren't idiots, the serenity to acc…”

“Nicole’s door opened, and she stomped down the hall. “I have something to say,”…”