Competition is healthy. Especially when all your competitors are unhealthy, and hopefully sick and absent during the competition.

“I’m a designer. I’m trying to design a half a person, but I’m looking for a bus…”

“I once met an asexual unicycle, but I wasn’t wearing rubber gloves so I didn’t …”

“When he misbehaves, I’ll clap and then point at my cat, as if transmitting the …”

“I know great art when someone doesn’t wash their hands after making it. And not…”