Confound you handsome young fellows! You think of having it all your own way in the world. You don't understand women. They don't admire you half so much as you admire yourselves.

“A kind Providence furnishes the limpest personality with a little gum or starch…”

“I have the conviction that excessive literary production is a social offence.”

“It's well known there's always two sides, if no more.”

“The wit of a family is usually best received among strangers.”