Consumerism has a religious day called Black Friday.

“A blanket is a blank canvas for which to paint. And a brick could be chiseled i…”

“If there’s a 50% chance of rain, I guess it means it’ll be half sunny. Relation…”

“There’s nothing special about politicians as people. Now as animals, they’d be …”

“If you need me I’ll be napping in the supplies closet. The most important part …”