Courage is a commodity I sell in times of peace. But then my father was a chicken farmer.

“In a battle of believability, the winner is the one with the best body language…”

“I wrote a thesis on love, and I wrote it in lipstick. Of course, I also got blo…”

“I have bread, water, and love—what more can a man ask for? How about pasta, win…”

“I like mirrors as much as the next guy, except if the next guy is my clone.”