Crying about the economy is a strategy. It won’t get you a job, but it will keep Kleenex in business.

“A blanket could be used as one square on a giant checkerboard.
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“I used to live with someone of the opposite sex. It’s called a sister, and I do…”

“You could get 50% wrong and you’d still get 50% right. That’s nearly half!”

“A brick could be used as a blanket, and a blanket could be used as a brick, but…”