Data doesn’t matter. Only opinions and stories formed from the data matters and gets shared and absorbed.

“When I’m cold and I fart, I always admonish myself saying, “Stop! Close the bac…”

“I like undressing women with my eyes, but I just can’t quite figure out how to …”

“I gather wisdom like a net gathers fish. And the more fish I get in my net, the…”

“I can read lips. Especially if they have words tattooed on them.”