Dead men’s fingernails make lovely shallow-grave shovels.

“In a bookstore you can find me in the romance section, because I’m not a lover,…”

“Rain is a nudist’s shower, and I want a bathtub the size of a lake. Then we cou…”

“I have a photographic memory. Especially for nudes.”

“Nothing is and isn’t; nothing is and isn’t—nothing itself is, and at the same t…”