Dear Ian, I felt good. I felt like a Christian to the T. Also to the Chris, Ian.

“I want to write a song based on my own childbirth. Of course, this is all a bit…”

“If you give me a gift, it’d be insulting to pay you, because I’d be denying you…”

“The best way to hide a body is to convert it to saltwater and then dump it in t…”

“Of course, if I had misbehaved that day, my dinner was a salad made entirely ou…”