Dear Ian, I felt good. I felt like a Christian to the T. Also to the Chris, Ian.

“I've never had cyber sex. My penis won't fit in the USB port. . . at least not …”

“When you use your pen to think, you’re never wasting ink.”

“When people change, I’m disappointed they’re not who I remember them being. And…”

“Planning is worrying, only in a productive, proactive form. Worry has to be a l…”