Death is coming—but hopefully not before old age, decrepitude, and senility.


“Just because I wear a size 14 shoe does not mean I’ll take it off when I go to …”

“If anger were money, only a fool would greedily save it up. And a wise man woul…”

“I had a dream where I drank my own grandma. What she was doing disguised as a b…”

“Inappropriate interview question #7: Are you into retirement home butt sex?”