Deep down, I’m an introvert. However, high up, I’m an extrovert.

“I had a dream about you. We were at a buffet, but instead of eating food, we we…”

“I want to fill a jar with a lot of clapping, and sell my applause next to the a…”

“It’s hard to hear over the racket of gunfire. Politicians want to talk about wa…”

“Politicians give criminals a bad name. A bad name like a bad word like shit.”