Designing an airplane and modeling it after an ostrich is a stretch, but I’ve always been flexible.

“The chimes were clinging in the wind. Or were they clanging, and clinging to ho…”

“I am honest and enthusiastic, except when I’m lying down.”

“I watched a bowl of fruit on the table remain motionless. Just another example …”

“Starbucks has odd drink sizes. I say man’s hands were meant to be cupped, so po…”