Despite rumor, Death isn't cruel--merely terribly, terribly good at his job.

“Bein’ a soldier is not hard. If it was, soldiers would not be able to do it.”

“Aziraphale. The Enemy, of course. But an enemy for six thousand years now, whic…”

“Chaos is found in greatest abundance wherever order is being sought. It always …”

“I thought unicorns were more . . . Fluffy.”