Diamonds are a girl's best friend and dogs are a man's best friend. Now you know which sex has more sense.

“I never hated a man enough to give him his diamonds back.”

“A man in love is incomplete until he has married. Then he's finished.”

“Personally, I know nothing about sex, because I have always been married.”

“Having been engaged rather a lot of times, Zsa Zsa Gabor was asked whether a la…”