Distributing unsolicited You’re Welcomes, it’s a thankless task. It’s almost as if people don’t want to see me at 4 AM as I knock on their doors.

“I’m not a bicycle. Don’t try to ride me and leave me in the garage. I’m a tread…”

“My routine is comforting, like a comforter. But a blanket could easily be used …”

“I didn’t fire my gun. I gave it a promotion.”

“I want to open a wheat/dairy factory. Bread and butter will be my bread and but…”