Divorce is the second worst event in a person’s life. The worst event, of course, is marriage.

“A blanket could be used as a tarp over one of those tiny circular inflatable po…”

“Because even among contrarians, I’m a contrarian. But all of this is just words…”

“A mine divided in two isn’t as preferential as a yours divided in two. 
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“Distributing unsolicited You’re Welcomes, it’s a thankless task. It’s almost as…”