Do not oppose my opposable thumbs. If you do, we’ll have a thumb war.

“Love doesn’t just have arms to embrace you; it also has arms that attach to the…”

“I have a memory like a baseball glove, so please, don’t toss me a basketball-si…”

“I gathered all my eggs in one basket, because I believe in collectivism, and I …”

“I want to own a wind farm. Don’t breathe, or you’ll undermine the price of my c…”