Do onto others what others won’t do for themselves. If they won’t save their money, I’ll save their money for them.

“I don’t like to celebrate my birthday, because I don’t like taking credit for o…”

“A brick could be used to revive the spiritual movement in America. But are we a…”

“I’ll show you my nipples if you show me yours. It’s a good deal, because I’m of…”

“I covered up my mistakes—with dirt, like you’d do with any other dead bodies.”