Do they make chin straps with knives attached? If they do, I need one. You can never have too much safety—especially when falling in love today requires wearing a helmet.

“I had to be at work at 8 am this morning, so I set my alarm clock for 7:49. Nat…”

“I want to write the world’s worst cookbook, which I’ll title: “The World’s Wors…”

“Chairs have legs. Four of them, like my father. Meow.”

“A brick could be held in one hand, and a stack of dollar bills in the other, to…”