Do y’all have enough stun guns for them? (Madaug)
Does a bear defecate rurally? What kind of question is that for someone who owns the biggest gun store in town? Of course I got plenty. I got enough Tasers to light up New York City AND Boston just for giggles. (Bubba)

“Works for me. For the ones we love, today we’re allies. Tomorrow we resume our …”

“Greetings, O Great Gazoo. How nice of you to join us here on planet Earth again…”

“Have you ever heard of the expression, ladies first" "Yes""Well, it's truer in …”

“Que las Parcas se apiadasen de él. Grace se le había metido bajo la piel.”