Do you find it erotic how my pants bulge in the crotch, where I keep my coffee cup?

“I am the orangutan of love. OK, who am I kidding? I’m merely the love monkey.”

“I invented an invisible machine to help you get to sleep. It only works after y…”

“My balls dangle so low that I need a rake to scratch them. It also comes in han…”

“I’ve often wondered why boxing gloves are bright red. If I were a boxer, I’d we…”