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“I saw something scary. It was a boy, asking me what I’m doing naked in his fath…”

“His thin accusation hung thick in the air like fog smoking a cigarette.”

“A brick could be used as a Blushometer. To find out how embarrassed you are, ju…”

“A brick and a blanket walk into a bar. And I don’t drink, so I wasn’t around to…”