Do you mind if I use your bathroom? I haven’t made dinner yet.

“I often feel like a camel in the mountains, and a goat in the desert. Ah, but t…”

“I want to bring as much love into the world as I can. Where am I bringing it fr…”

“The people at the party forgot I was standing there. But it’s OK, because I for…”

“Today is Wednesday. That makes it my Wednesday. It also makes Tuesday my Monday.”