-Do you see that?

-Yeah, what is it?

-That’s the truth.

-How can you tell it’s the truth?

-Because it’s ugly.

“I wouldn’t see eye to eye with a Cyclops.”

“Sure, I have nice shoes. They’re in my closet, collecting a patina of dust. My …”

“A brick could be used to make love better. Faster isn’t always better. Don’t yo…”

“I don’t collect awards, I collect empty trophy cases. Once my collection is lar…”