Does this mean Harry Potter really exists?

“I might be short, chubby, and require a B-cup manzier, but I was still a man.”

“My mind is clear! Yay! This is so cool. I need to tell Chris. Oh, I wonder how …”

“My eyelids felt like had tiny but chubby sleep faeries hanging on the lashes an…”

“You let your mind rule your reality instead of you ruling your mind." "Are you …”