Dogs are exceptionally intelligent creatures. My dog, for example, taught me that not only am I a cat person, but that it isn’t really a dog at all, but that it is in fact a cat.

“This book is destined to make waves no matter which ocean you throw it into. Th…”

“I want to make slow, passionate rush hour to a pack of masturbation.”

“When someone I admire turns out to be a rather normal guy, I get offended becau…”

“The moveless man moves along like the mist. The mist doesn’t hide, but all thin…”